Warning Signs That You May Be Experiencing A Zombie
Apocalypse, and it may have already started...
- Dead people are walking around and eating your neighbors.
- People coming to your door say trick or brains!
- People walking in unannounced maybe like... like... THIS ONE!!!!
|OH, OH... oh. Not to worry that one is only my son....|
|So maybe you want to join the Homeland Zombie Security to patrol your neighborhood on Halloween Night!|
Zombies are fictional undead creatures regularly encountered in horror and fantasy films, but are they? They are typically depicted as mindless, reanimated corpses with a hunger for human flesh, and particularly for human brains in some cases, but is that true! You found out your friend could be dating a Zombie maybe, but maybe the boyfriend really is! How do you get your point across?
Maybe you'd like to get your point across to your friend who's been dating a Zombie like this!
Well, that's not everything...but it's enough to get you through your first day of terror when the zombies come for us. Me I'm just going to stay home, lock my doors, and wait until dark so I can come over to YOUR HOUSE AND KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR!!!
TRICK OR TREAT????
|OH NO, COULD THIS BE! LOOK AT THEIR EYES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH|
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